Quotes:
Giles: And you are called...?
Kendra: I am the vampire slayer.
Buffy: We got that part, honey. He means your name.
Kendra. Oh. (to Giles) They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir.
Buffy: Can you say stuck in the eighties?
Giles: You were dead, Buffy.
Buffy: I was only gone for a minute.
Giles: It doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead, thus causing the activation of the next slayer.
Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.
Giles: I'm quite flummoxed.
Buffy: What's the flum? It's a mistake.
Willy (re: Angel): What are you going to do to him, anyway?
Spike: I'm thinking maybe dinner and a movie. Don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder you died.
Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer Handbook insists on it.
Willow: There's a slayer handbook?
Buffy: Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a t-shirt too? 'Cause that would be cool.
Giles: After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that the handbook would be of no use in your case.
Buffy: Well, what do you mean, "it would be of no use" in my case? What wrong with my case?
Buffy (re: Kendra): Get a load of the she-Giles.
Buffy: Maybe after this thing with Spike and the assassins is over I could say, "Kendra, you slay. I'm going to Disneyland."
Willow: But not forever, right?
Buffy: No. Disneyland would get boring after a few months.
Cordelia: I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself.
Xander: Not just any girl. You're special.
Willow: Your hair is brown.
Oz: Oh, yea. Sometimes.
Oz: I'm not really a computer person. Or a work-of-any-kind person.
Willow: Then why did they select you?
Oz: Well, I sorta test well, you know. Which is cool, except then it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well, don't you have any ambition?
Oz: Oh yea. E flat diminished ninth.
Willow: Huh?
Oz: Well, the E flat - it's doable, but that diminished ninth, you know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger.
Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?
Xander: No. This dude was completely different to Praying Mantis lady. He was a man of bugs, not a man who was a bug.
Xander: Angel's our friend! (pause) Except I don't like him.
Buffy: You can attack me. You can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
Kendra: Did anyone explain to you what "secret identity" means?
Buffy: Nope. Must be in the the handbook, right after the chapter on personality removal.
Kendra: I'm an expert in all weapons.
(accidentally shoots a lamp with the crossbow)
Giles: Is everything all right?
Buffy: Yea, it's okay. Kendra killed the bad lamp.
Buffy: When this is over, I'm thinking pineapple pizza and teen video fest. Possibly something from the Ringwald oeuvre.
Drusilla (to Angel): Say "uncle." That's right, you killed my uncle.
Buffy: It's your lucky day, Spike.
Kendra: Two slayers.
Buffy: No waiting.
Kendra: That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt!
Oz: Oh, look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yea, I see.
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that wears clothes. You know that? (Willow smiles) You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering - do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man. Where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants." And then there's a big coup in the zoo.
Kendra: Thank you for the shirt. It was very generous of you.
Buffy: Hey, it looks better on... well, me. But no worries.
Buffy: Relax. You earned it. Sit in your seat. You eat your peanuts and you watch the movie. Well, unless it's about a dog, or Chevy Chase.
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